I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
I am still upset that an actor as awesome as peter capaldi is the doctor at a time where I have less than 0 faith in the writing/production of the show.
this perfectly summarizes my feelings
so apparently when jrr tolkien was a professor on the first day of class he’d wait until his students were in the lecture hall and seated and starting to wonder whether they were all in the wrong room before throwing open the doors at the back of the hall and striding down the aisle reciting the first 50 lines of beowulf in old english so moral of the story if you don’t know anything about jrr tolkien aside from lotr you are missing out my friend
Apparently when you are in a job interview and the interviewer asks you to choose one word that best describes yourself, the correct answer is not “Fergalicious.”
trying to make a situation better and accidentally making it a worse
i remember the “selling their kid on ebay” story…
Who sells their kid on ebay? That’s nuts.
That’s a child. A living being that you made.
That shit goes on etsy.
I went to a debate thing today and i didn’t speak but I LOVE DEBATING SO MUCH why does it make me nervous also such fun gonna have a good year going to these things aww yiss
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call