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paramaline:

“His magic ring he kept a great secret, for he chiefly used it when unpleasant callers came.”

owns arguably the most valuable and powerful artifact in middle earth

uses it to avoid uncomfortable social interactions 

this is why Bilbo is my hero

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beerburritowhiskey:

reallylameblog:

They’re coming

We have seen their kind before:

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flyawaymax:

doritoed:

if a plant is sad do other plants photosympathize with it?

 ”i chlorofeel you man”

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literaryghoul:

unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them

they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education

teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit

oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend

i wonder why

jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole

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mewtwo870:

hooligan fruit causing trouble at night

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Anonymous whispered:How do dick pics make u feel? 

the-inspired-lesbian:

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ialmostdo:

Taylor Swift CD Giveaway!

  • 1 Copy of Taylor Swift (open)
  • 1 Copy of The Taylor Swift Holiday Collection (open)
  • 1 Copy of Beautiful Eyes (unopened)
  • 1 Copy of Fearless (unopened)
  • 1 Copy of Speak Now (unopened)
  • 1 Copy of Red (unopened)

Will be shipping international.
Must be following me. 
Reblog as much as you want to enter (likes don’t count). 
Winner will be randomly picked on May 15th.

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When I was a little girl I used to read fairy tales. In fairy tales you meet Prince Charming and he's everything you ever wanted. In fairy tales the bad guy is very easy to spot. The bad guy is always wearing a black cape so you always know who he is. Then you grow up and you realize that Prince Charming is not as easy to find as you thought. You realize the bad guy is not wearing a black cape and he's not easy to spot; he's really funny, and he makes you laugh, and he has perfect hair
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psiioniic:

lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music

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For whatever we lose (like a you or a me),
it’s always ourselves we find in the sea.
E.E. Cummings